Better than many dates

February 2nd, 2012

So this evening I met a local IP attorney at a La Mesa eatery to chat about doing IP law in SD. I had contacted him to maybe get some work, of course, but also just to have someone local for questions or to shadow in court sometime for more experience. It was great! I learned a ton, including how much I need to learn, but in a few places felt like I knew some things he didn’t.

He’s older than I… I’m guessing in his 50s someplace, and from Michigan. Went to Michigan state then UCSF law then moved down here. He and his brother also own wineries (one of them is called the Swinery… so a good sense of humor) and he’s a musician. And a full-blood, 2nd generation Pole.

We swapped Polish obscenities and talked about all sorts of things from filing in Federal Court to the joy of nailing someone on Civil Procedure. He’s very lawyer-ish in that slightly smarmy sort of way, but not a jerk. And if I hadn’t known his last name I would have guessed Polish as he looked a little like Joe-Joe in the face (mostly the nose). Out here, I’m always careful not to lead with my leftist politics but it finally came up and I admitted it, which made him shake my hand. Whew.

I had more fun that I have had on some dates. In fact, he even picked up the tab, which is more than I can say for many dates. Ha!

Anyway, he thought he might have some work for me sometime, which would be fantastic. Maybe also doing a program on Entertainment Law for “regular” people, which would be fun (he did one a few years ago and wants to do it again). So glad I reached out.

I have a coffee meeting next Tuesday with a lawyer downtown. Hope the universe doesn’t balance out and make that guy a jerk. Ha!

Potential (much needed) good news

January 23rd, 2012

If I can somehow make it through a few more months, there is a very good probability that I will be offered a full-time position with Carolyn’s firm–still working remotely as I do now. She’s planning on adding another associate (there is only 1 full-time one now) and she’d like it to be me.

In the meantime, she wants to throw some more project work my way as one of the contract lawyers from our little group is moving out of the country. Um… yes, please.

I also have an “informational interview” with a local copyright attorney in early February.

 

If I can get the money-issue off my back, that would be really wonderful…

 

Like a bad SNL skit

January 22nd, 2012

So I’m sitting in my living room, trying to watch some football and looking for lawyer jobs when I hear a loud buzzing. I look up, and there is a big bee in the house. Not a cute bumble bee but a really large “regular” bee. I eventually kill it and get back to what I was doing.

About 15 minutes later… buzz buzz. Another one.

I kill it and look in the chimney. Flue is closed. I look around and find there is a small gap on the wall at the roof and the chimney.   A couple of gaps, actually. I don’t see anything though.

Buzz buzz.

What the hell!? I kill again and go outside. There, I find a swarm of bees going in an out of a gap between the chimney and the eaves/roof.

Sonofa…

I call the property manager. No reply so I left voicemail.

Buzz buzz buzz… two at once this time. I’m seeing John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd in killer bee costumes, I swear. See, often the bees out here, particularly in swarms, are africanized. Yes, killer bees.

So I text my contact at the property management company, because the bees are still getting in the house and I’m freaked. He texts back that I should call an exterminator and they’ll cover it–he’s out of town.

Unhappily, I have to do his job and find one. I did. I took care of it (buzz buzz buzz, another double visit while I’m waiting) and hopefully the bee guy got them. He was very nice and not smarmy and got good reviews online so, hopefully, he was legit.

The bees could not have been there more than 2 days as I was out there two days ago–sans bees. That’s good because they probably have not had time to put in much wax so we didn’t have to rip out walls or anything. Hopefully.

I did get out the spackle and fill in the gaps, however. I don’t need no stinking killer bees.

 

Complex Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder

January 21st, 2012

You kinda gotta love it when a mental health professional says the equivalent of, “It’s a wonder you’re not more crazy.” This kind of crazy is bad enough, thanks.

It’s a relief to finally find something that fits. For years I’ve said “I have many symptoms of PTSD, but I don’t have some recent significant trauma… I did have lots of abuse in my childhood, though.” Docs have said “well, it’s not PTSD then.” We work on some of the symptoms and I function, but the underlying crap is still there.

Ooops. Turns out that there has been a movement toward defining what I have as Complex PTSD (C-PTSD). Instead of being caused by a relatively recent significant trauma, this is something that is caused by chronic past trauma–like childhood emotional abuse and sexual abuse. Nightmares, self-loathing, feeling worthless even when accomplished, inability to attach well or to the right people, desperate for a rescuer or for safety/security, angry and the perpetrator(s), disconnecting during moments of high stress… the whole list of manifestations is there and I definitely have the chronically abusive past, particularly in childhood.

Just reading about it was a relief–it was the first time I felt like someone got me, even if it was an author I didn’t know. It made total sense why I cried pretty much every friggin’ day for the past year, why I thought if I died, at least the pain would stop (but no, I wasn’t actively suicidal–it was a passive thing, the hopelessness), and how I crave safety. Things made sense.

It was brutal to learn that I was not in control in places where I thought I was. To read the description of a fight with someone with C-PTSD and recognize that Christopher had said I did exactly those things, well, it sucked to realize how out of reality I could be when I felt threatened and how that could affect someone I loved. And how it affected me also, of course, sucked. It also makes sense now that I leapt to David with his promises to take care of me–I was desperate to believe, desperate for someone to take care of me.

But I also learned there was hope. I had actually already started the process, without even knowing what it was. Mindfulness is a good thing. Learning to be in the moment is too. Yoga and physical activity like running are good. Journaling, good. And no longer keeping secrets, very good. Basically, I wouldn’t have been able to fly if I hadn’t done some of this work, already, on my own. So I’m on the path.

Now, I’m actively working to heal, on top of trying to make a living which is a total bitch on the side. Kinda sucks, but the timing wasn’t by choice. Actually, it’s probably the events of the last two years that have brought all this to a head, and why I started doing the things I did to take care of myself.

Anyway, three basic steps now, with lots of smaller ones:

Step 1. Create a safe environment.
This is tricky. The cat is helpful. The lack of income is not. Exposing myself to Jim in any way (Twitter, etc.) has been a bad thing so I’m not doing it any more.

I also told JD about some of it and he was a lovely friend–said that he was shocked (particularly about the childhood sexual abuse by Jim’s best friend), said that Jim was “a dick” for all the shit he did to me, that he was sorry to hear what I had been through, that he was there for me whenever I needed, and then he gave me a big hug–not letting go when I tried to push him away with humor. He’s fielded a couple of calls since then too and has been a really good listener and advisor.

The young man has even shown rather impressive resilience and compassion, although he only knows the very top skim of the situation. Certainly, his lack of judging and offer of support are admirable.

And B has been there even though her plate has been full with her own life–making sure I’m not selling my soul out of guilt. That’s a big deal and much appreciated.

Step 2. Regain your (my) power.
This is trickier. Deleting the exposure to Jim is an important step, as is this: none of you say a peep to me about how I should forgive him or move on or how he’s family, whatever. He’s been nothing but an abuser and a liar to me. He still does lie about the viciously mean things he has said to me when no one was around. I kept my mouth shut for years so that Brigid would not be exposed to any of this but now I think she’s old enough to know that, if she comes across this, her relationship with him has nothing to do with mine. For me, he no longer gets a pass in any way.

Relatedly, I’m done apologizing for not wanting to hear about what a good guy he is. Every time you tell me that you hurt me, so shut up already. You want to see him as good, well I guess that no amount of me telling you what he did to me will change that, but I do not have to be exposed to it.

Other things… Im learning to sit again, better, and to bring myself back into the moment instead of spinning and reacting to stuff in the past rather than what really is here now.

Learning to trust is a real bitch. It’s hard to believe, deep down, something as small as that when someone says something nice it is meant and not just being said because it is supposed to be said. Waking up to all this means waking up to the reality that people who were supposed to protect me hurt me so much and blew my ability to learn to trust as a kid. Trusting will be power, for sure.

I’m hoping to learn how to be effectively angry, too. I’m not there yet. I have a lot of anger that I have just eaten for so long. I got punished for expressing my emotions growing up–for standing up for my own feelings–so I never learned how to express anger effectively. Luckily, I never went to the dark side on this–not a screamer/thrower/hitter–instead I just suck it in. Still, not good and needs work.

Step 3 Learn to process the past.
Totally the trickiest bits there. Interestingly, this is where traditional PTSD and C-PTSD differ–exposure comes much earlier for the non-complex.

The literature (I’ve been reading papers written by practitioners for practitioners) talks about exposure to the same kinds of traumatic events, but in a safe environment. Not quite sure how we’ll pull that off. Seems that exposure without the safety can make things worse. I think I learned that accidentally in a few places in my past. It does mean I’ll need others for some of this–but that is what building the safe environment (and the people in it).

Oh, and it also seems that saying any of the following (or similar) not only doesn’t help (as I have always suspected), it makes things worse: let go of it, don’t think about it, it’s in the past, why do you let it bother you? and anything that minimizes what happened, how I feel about it, or rationalizes the actions of those who hurt me so badly (she had her own issues, he wouldn’t do that deliberately, etc.). So please, just stop that. It’s real and it’s real big for me. Minimizing the past won’t help. I’ll have to face it when and where and how we decide is best. In the meantime, if you want to say anything, say “What Jim/your mom did to you was wrong” and then shut up.

 

I can do this… it’s a walk in the park. Ugh.
Actually, my therapist points out that I have a history of working hard and that bodes well for my future. I will do the work to get better. And, luckily, she is also charging me a cut-rate for the sessions.

Over all, though, the worst part of all this in some ways (besides realizing that I haven’t been able to have a healthy life because of being fucked up by my mother and brother [and his bestie] a kid) is the tone of so much of the non-scientific literature. I just can’t buy into things like “nurturing your inner child.” Kind of makes me throw up in my mouth a bit. My therapist hasn’t used that sort of language so far, thank heavens, but some of the readings she suggested go there. Blech.

But there is value in the things I need to tell myself, like that I’m not in danger now, that I don’t have to keep the family together, and that I’m not a bad person to do the things I need to to heal. Even in the flaky literature, there is hope and helpful info, like that.

Waking Up

January 15th, 2012

Imagine waking up one day to discover that everything you thought you knew of the most crucial parts of your adult life weren’t what you thought they were. Instead, you aren’t who you thought you were. Sure, you’re still smart, funny, and an over-achiever on paper, but as a human being, you are seriously flawed.

Imagine coming to realize that in the throes of your crazy, you hurt the person you loved most in the world.
Deeply. Probably unforgivably. Unintentionally, sure, but still, you did it.

Welcome to my life. My new massively uncomfortable reality. All the bullshit I’ve been wearing on my sleeve? All the lies I’ve told the world to hide my profound self-hatred? Gone.
Call it Leslie, 2.0.

Since I woke up, I have had two goals:

1) to get better; to learn how I can manage my illness and take the steps to heal;

and

2) to do whatever I could to make it up to Christopher– I was unimaginably unfair to him.

So here, publicly, I apologize to Christopher. I don’t even yet know the full list of what I’ve done. I’m still working to get there, to understand. But the parts I do know now are enough to know that I was unfair and impossible. The extent of my inability to be vulnerable, to trust, to believe in him, in us, it was boundless. Regardless of the why, the illness and its causes, I turned on him in my unending fear just as surely as I’m now breathing. Disconnected, reframing my failures on him… I wanted to be saved from my own hell of self-loathing and he never could have done that. I had to. But I blamed him.

Don’t think I’m saying he’s some perfect guy and that he didn’t make mistakes. I’m not. He’s got his own flaws, like every human. Sure, he screwed up, but he never stood a chance. The most dangerous combo in the world is probably a really smart, articulate, mentally ill person. Hello, the old me.

In the past, in the depths of this hell I’ve been living in for most of my adult life, I couldn’t admit to having such a significant flaw as a mental illness–well one that wasn’t something minor, I mean. Hell, I couldn’t admit to basic flaws and mistakes–perfectionism run amok. We couldn’t fix things because I wouldn’t admit to so much of what was broken. Now, luckily, I can… at least some and for the rest, I am learning to. I owe much of this to learning about mindfulness–it has helped me open up to accept the truth with less judgement (if I can ever get to no judgement, that will be joy). I have a way to go, but I’m oddly happy I discovered this truth–better now than later.

So, Christopher, if you ever read this, I am profoundly sorry for everything I did to break us, everything that hurt you. You deserved better. If you ever give me the chance, I will prove that to you.

__________

As for number 1, I’m sure y’all will hear more about that as I go through the process. For now, know that I’m on the path and getting help. And just so you don’t worry, I’m not hearing voices or the like–it’s not that kind of problem. The best news is that the brain is a fabulous thing that can be literally changed. Neuroplasticity is my new best friend. So, what I am doing is learning how to make these new connections, to work the “new muscles” so that I don’t go where I did in oddly-triggered panic before.

 

Fire… bad.

January 15th, 2012

Back in March, 2010, I posted a photo of my then brand new Cuisinart coffeemaker on this blog. It wasn’t cheap, but it had a timer and decent design and got decent reviews.

Well, today as I was doing research on the requirements for a Certificate of Interested Persons for a case, while watching football, I heard an odd noise. I muted the tv, and realized it was the coffeemaker. I walked over to it and it looked dead, but it was making noises. Just then, the smoke started billowing out the back. I yanked the plug, grabbed the machine, and ran it outside as more and more awful smelling smoke spewed forth. I put it on the cement, got the hose, and drowned that smoldering sucker.

I have a headache from the stink still in here, over an hour later.

Luckily, I have a french press so I won’t be entirely without coffee tomorrow, but damn, that was scary. What if that had happened when I was out of the house? Or asleep? I feel a bit like I dodged a bullet.

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UPDATED

So, I posted a warning on Facebook to other Cuisinart coffeemaker owners I know. One acquaintance posted that he had a power strip that caught fire, putting him in fear for his life. He mailed the strip to the manufacturer, with a letter explaining what had happened, including his fear of death/destruction. The company mailed him a new power strip.

I thought about this for a second and asked if, theoretically that wouldn’t be attempted assault. Then, the more I thought about it, I realized that it might be assault–forget attempted. Flashing back to torts class, assault has the following elements:

  • a volitional act by the perpetrator–this act doesn’t have to intend the result, it just needs to be done with volition;
  • the result of which the perpetrator either knows or recklessly disregards;
  • puts the victim in apprehension (that means “becomes aware”) of imminent offensive contact or harm.

So here we have a company that knows that a certain product almost killed a person and it intentionally sent a new (same) product to that person. Even if they didn’t know it would put that person in fear of his life, it was reckless of them not to be aware of it. I think the argument is there for assault.

And yes, this is how my brain works now.

Qui tacet consentit

January 14th, 2012

Every time you don’t take sides, that Latin applies.

28 years of…

January 7th, 2012

28 years ago today, Mom died.

My entire adult life I’ve struggled with the meaning of that day.

Mostly, I’ve beaten myself up for feeling relieved. It wasn’t about the actual care–that part was hard but not really trying, even the lack of sleep, oxygen management, bathing her, the porta-pot–all of that was do-able. No, it was the months (over a year) of taking care of a woman who became more and more disappointed in me after I hit puberty, who chided me for buying her a teapot for her last Christmas (she liked having tea) because it was a waste, who, in that last week, wouldn’t even speak to me except when she had no other choice and then always with some hateful comment, the years of being jerked around for just wanting some normalcy and security in my life… well, yes, I was relieved when she died.

I didn’t have to see her sneer, tsk, and look away when I entered the room anymore.
I didn’t have to be called things like an “ungrateful” or “slut” (and the happy combo) anymore.
I didn’t have to be reminded that I was unwanted, that she would have been “free of [my] father” sooner if it weren’t for me, and that was only on the planet to serve men, especially Jim.
I didn’t have to hear I was selfish for not wanting to give up the few things I had, just because my brother was too broke to buy a gift for his girlfriend.
I didn’t have to be reminded of how I was a horrible person if I disagreed with her or did anything without her, no matter how many times she wasn’t there for me.

All of that stopped.
But with her death, I lost my opportunity to win her. I could never fix it.

And shrinks everywhere ordered new brochures for fancy cars with a subconscious knowledge that I’d be on their couches soon.

I remember when my childhood friend Becca came to town and stopped by to see Mom one last time. Mom generally said no one could come visit, but she made an exception here. She welcomed her into her bedroom with a big hug, and when Becca started to cry about the cancer, Mom held her close and comforted her. I just walked out of the room because I was so full of jealousy.

See, Mom had said explicitly that I was not permitted to cry and that it was my duty to take care of her. Period. No hug, no pat on the hand, nothing. “Of course it’s cancer” she spat at me in the hospital, the day she got the diagnosis. She said it like I was an idiot for thinking it might not be, before we knew for sure. I teared up and went in for a hug and she cut me off with her edict not to and then started the litany of things I had to do: what to bring, who to tell, who not to… etc.

I was not quite 17 then. I mean when she was diagnosed.

I have no idea if Jim got to cry or at least got a hug or something with the news. I just know I didn’t.

So 28 years ago today, when I walked into the hospital room and saw her mostly blue and clearly on her way out of this world, I half-sobbed once and walked out of the room, called Jim to come to the hospital, and waited. I sat in the window of the room, talking with the nurse, while Jim held Mom’s hand. I hadn’t even thought to do that–maybe I was afraid she’d recoil if I touched her, I don’t know.

I watched her chest, furtively mostly, trying not to do anything socially wrong, but thinking about how all this was about to end. Over. The years of mental abuse. Over. Finally, I saw no more movement and said, “I think she’s gone.”

Over?

No. Just the beginning. 28 years later and I still haven’t been able to work out big parts of the shit I lived though in those first 18 years. In some ways, I am much better, of course, but in others, I’m still a mess.

 

Things I learned in 2011

December 29th, 2011

50 of them, in no particular order…

  1. I like numbered lists. I think that comes from the part of the brain that loves the Law (cap-L) too.
  2. I really love the Law. Really. There must be something wrong with me for that, especially the loving Civil Procedure bits, but it is who I am.
  3. The process of taking the California Bar is the best teacher of compassion ever, if you let yourself learn the lesson. It’s also a great teacher of personal strength
  4. There are no great suits like those Kathryn Hepburn wore, at least none I can afford, and the suits I can afford are fugly.
  5. If I could do it all over, I would be a cabaret singer. Or stand-up comedian. Or both.
  6. I still can’t bring myself to do Botox.
  7. I can fly.
  8. Sometimes the butterflies one feels before flying aren’t butterflies but much worse; better to cancel the trip.
  9. Canceling a speaking engagement is a pain in the ass, but people understand it when you get ill.
  10. American Express still treats its “members” like they matter and will try to help get unreasonable cancellation fees refunded, especially if you are nice to them.
  11. Social media is over-rated–it has benefits, sure, but real human interaction is SO much better.
  12. No matter how much you believe in love and give in to it, it only works if both sides are fully vested. If one side bails, there is nothing you can do about that but move on.
  13. I am fun, funny, and mostly a good time to be around; people really like me, even when they don’t always show it or I don’t know it.
  14. I cannot bring myself to do online dating (match.com or whatever). No way.
  15. Older men can be a puzzlement; but they have their good sides.
  16. Younger men can be a puzzlement; but they have their good sides.
  17. No, my life would not be easier if I switched teams to women and no I don’t need to test this theory.
  18. Benito is a dog in a cat’s body, except for that needing to be walked thing and he doesn’t hump my leg.
  19. The San Diego Bar New Lawyer Division listserve is possessed with the spirit of Jeopardy!: I will always get the posted answers in my email before the question.
  20. Sometimes a great new pair of shoes on sale can fix everything.
  21. The fact that my ex paid his arguably incompetent lawyer over $7K means there is something wrong with how I am structuring my legal business. I should be rich already.
  22. There is a certain beauty and grace in an older Porsche 911 that I really want to experience from the inside (Okay, I knew this before 2011, but I had it reinforced this year).
  23. I am an amazing packer–for moving or travel.
  24. It may be racist, but I don’t trust Russians. Grandma was actually right for once: those bastards will try to put one past you every time. Just ask “Mikail” who tried to add on a bunch of move fees after the fact. Spacibo, no.
  25. You can be as compassionate as a Buddha and forgive, but you can’t make someone else do the same, no matter how much better that person would feel if s/he did.
  26. The sexes are not the same in many, many ways, no matter that they are fundamentally equal.
  27. Hypocrisy abounds.
  28. Not everyone is out for him(her)self, even if it might look like that at first; some people are actually profoundly wonderful and giving under that sheen of self-obsession.
  29. Others are just dicks, even some people who seem nice.
  30. I love riding on the back of a motorcycle. Still.
  31. The difference between dating someone with a perceived brain disorder and one with actual past brain trauma is like working with a Kardashian (“It’s not my fault! I deserve it!”) versus Grace Kelly (“I want to earn it”).
  32. I still love LA in many ways, but I love San Diego more.
  33. I miss Ohio, my house in Olde Towne East, snow, the autumn, the first outdoor drinking day of spring, and other things of back home and I’m not ashamed of that, nor does it mean I don’t like it here.
  34. It’s hard not to pull a David Kelly moment on some opposing counsel and go all Alan on them (See Boston Legal).
  35. Not having a couch sucks much more than not having a table and chairs, but both do suck.
  36. Many more people than you know are just as scared as you are of failing financially these days, or have issues with their love lives, or their kids, or some other shit in their lives.They just don’t post that on Facebook.
  37. Waiting while your lover gets cardioversion is the longest few minutes of your life; but hearing the anesthesiologist say afterward, “He did just fine on the Jackson Juice” helps.
  38. I miss romance. A lot.
  39. Some people can self-justify the most amazingly terrible behavior, even when it impacts other people in a profound (and negative) way. And you can never get those people to see that.
  40. I’m still learning how live with the past without living in the past. Some days I’m quite good at it and others, not so much.
  41. I’m apparently a magnet for married men whose unabashed attempts make me think there must be plenty of women who actually say “yes.” A sad state of affairs (no pun intended) for womankind.
  42. Being the only heterosexual invited to a gay male party is a big honor in my book.
  43. Being known for my obnoxious footwear is something I really treasure and it’s kind of surprising how many people have a shoe thing (men too).
  44. Missing an entire month (pretty much) of exercise is something I do not want to repeat. The inner babushka is a bitch trying to escape and I have nightmares of my grandmother’s cankles.
  45. I love being tall, and smart, but I hate being told I’m “intimidating to men” because I’m tall and smart.
  46. I would seriously consider selling blood or whatever I had to be able to afford to get regular facials. It’s not just that they really do seem to help me look younger, I feel better all over after getting one.
  47. I’ve started doing yoga after a long time not doing it; so far it seems to help everything, body and spirit.
  48. I still suck at meditating regularly.
  49. Before I die, I would very much like to get an actual love letter, hand written, from a man I actually care about. Not a tweet, or text, or even an email.
  50. I lost my mojo for most of 2011, just like Austin Powers. I swear I couldn’t look a man in the eye or feel confident or any of that for a good chunk of the year. Luckily, I found it again.

Back to work… mostly

December 26th, 2011

The Monday after Christmas and no rest for the wicked, as they say.

Yesterday was a pretty crappy day overall. Except for it being warmer than it’s been in a while, and sunny, I’d have rather skipped most of yesterday. I got a visual migraine (with only a hint of pain, luckily), an inadvertent familial kick in the teeth, and generally felt the loneliness and panic of life solo out here.

It’s friggin’ expensive to live out here and I’m seriously worried I might not make the financial turn before I run out of money. More and more of my friends are living with parents or they have working partners/spouses. Me, I got a pile of nada to fall back on. It’s the economy, stupid, sure, but that doesn’t make me feel any better when the car sputters at idle in the cold and I have bar dues to pay.

Also, I don’t really have anyone to curl up with and lean on. Yes, I have friends, but they have their own piles of poo and although I’m still “seeing” the young man, we’re not exactly at (or near) a point where I’d be telling him about my financial status. It would be nice to have someone I could be closer to, but that isn’t in the foreseeable future… especially if last Friday was any indication, unless I switch to the kind of girl who will date married men (two of them chatting me up even though I made it clear there was no chance… sigh).

Then, there is the fact it is this week–this basically dead week between Christmas and New Year’s when practically no one is working. It’s hard to generate new business when no one is out there. Panic sets in pretty easily when you feel like you can’t do anything.

So, instead, I am in planning mode more than anything else. I sent a few emails today and spent a lot of the day working out my January presentation for APA-SD called “Lawyer Up!” At least I could do that outside today and the sun felt good, although the pool is right out for being way too cold. For the rest of the week I have research to do on my big case as well as having to draft and answer/counter-complaint for my LA one. And I have a bunch of little ones to try and squeeze a few bucks out of. Finally, I have some consulting work to do, but sadly that’s for a friend/client which means I’m doing it at a big discount.

For a control freak like me, this is tough. I want to earn, damn it. And I’m busy, but not enough.

Here’s hoping for a bigger 2012.